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Take Me For What I Am

Who I Was Meant To Be

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give myperfectflaws more *HUGS*

Get hugs of your own

If you're sporting a goatee and a few warts here and there, I'm not going to tell you to bugger off. If you're a few hundred pounds overweight and carry tidbits hidden in your rolls for your 6th afternoon snack, I'm not going to say you're a disgustingly fat whore and tell you to take a hike and get your horrendously rotund body out of my sight. I just want to love you, baby. Goatee, warts, fat ass, tidbits and all.

I'm very accepting. If you're a transexual who had a little mishap during your operation and still have the tip of your penis hanging off one of your punani lips, don't be afraid to holla. If you're a 53 year old escaped convict who went to jail for raping small fluffy white dogs that barked in painful pleasure as you split their rectums, give me a shout. Let's talk about it. Maybe you'll be able to offer me some penetration tips or useful lubricant brands. I'm not here to judge, people :P

AIM: theLwerd

E-mail: myperfectflaws@yahoo.com

^^ My mom - ME - My lil sister <3

Looks like I&apos;m eating out tonight...


Rutgers University

Where the Heart is
New York City

100% Italian-American


Sports . Jet skiing . Talking on the phone . Shows . The internet . Reading . Writing . Masturbating . Going to the beach . Shopping . Air-hockey + Ping pong . Driving around aimlessly with the music blasting . Singing in the shower . Pool (billiards) . DDR . TV/movies . Taking pictures . Being dorky with my friends . Cooking, sometimes.

Learning . Poetry . Music . Film . Culture . History . Love... <3

Cherry Slurpees . Caramel frappucino's & caramel machiatto's from Starbucks .Gobstoppers . Porn . Coldstone's ice cream . Mike & Ike's . Biting my nails =/

Pet Peeves

First and foremost, LIARS!

When you're on the phone with someone, and they are typing on the compuer and/or talking to other people who are at their house... GRR! That is so rude/annoying! If anybody does that to me, I will automatically hang up on you - sorry.

INCONSIDERATION . Being ignored . When people talk down on me and are very condescending towards me ... I'm probably smarter than them anyway . When people don't put CDs in cases and they get all scratched . Not wiping off the top of the toothpaste tube and/or cap, so there's all gunk in it the next time you go to brush your teeth . When people go through my shit without asking me. When people touch/change/take things that are mine without asking first . CLOSE-MINDS . When people don't admit that they're wrong . Not calling when you say you will . Rudeness . People that make assumptions about me (they always turn out to be completely wrong, bc I'm a walking contradiction) . Sluts . Getting drunk dialed (with few exceptions). Ignorance . Overly-emo people . When you leave the doors/windows open so that bugs can get in . When people do things that annoy me on purpose just to bother me, such as throwing objects in my face, lighting lighters around me (I'm scared of fire), or making annoying sounds . Drug addicts . Ignorance . Attention whores (especially people who self-mutilate for attention... hey, don't continue to be a failure... the next time you cut and think it's funny/amusing to take pics of and/or post about in your LiveJournal, how about you go all the way instead and seriously kill yourself?!) .

Top 20 Favorite Bands
Sublime . Sugarcult . Trapt . Brand New . Maroon 5 . Green Day . Kanye West . The Used . Head Automatica . The Starting Line . My Chemical Romance . Taking Back Sunday . Ludacris . Usher . 112 . Led Zeppelin . Weezer . Eminem . System of a Down . Billy Joel :P

Top 20 Favorite Movies
Gia . The Nightmare Before Christmas . Love and Basketball . Now and Then . Primal Fear . A League of Their Own . Wayne's World . Dirty Dancing . Grease . Cruel Intentions . The Butterfly Effect . Donnie Darko . Empire Records . A Bronx Tale . The Notebook . My Best Friend's Wedding . Sorority Boys . The Exorcist . Almost Famous . Disney movies...

Top 20 Favorite TV Shows
The L Word ! Sex and the City ! Dawsons Creek . The Apprentice . Friends . Saved by the Bell . The Nanny . Everybody Loves Raymond . Will & Grace . The Sunday Night Sex Show . The Real World . Laguna Beach . Full House . The Fresh Prince of Bel Air . ER . Family Guy . One Tree Hill . Law and Order: SVU . Oprah (haha) . The Golden Girls (LOL - holla).

Top 20 Favorite Books
The Da Vinci Code . Catcher in the Rye . Angela's Ashes . The Outsiders . Angels & Demons . A Time to Kill . Emma . Great Expectations . Hamlet . Macbeth . I Love Bad Boys . My Baby You'll Be . Number the Stars . The Nanny Diaries . Washington Square . Where the Heart Is . The Notebook . A Room of One's Own . Series: The Babysitter's Club (you know you love it) & The Bernstein Bears :P

Top Celebrity

Angelina Jolie

...just kidding, errbody knows it's Oprah... or Billy Joel - LOL ;)

Frappuccinos Are Love

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence

You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.

Pieces of Me by Ashlee Simpson

"Fall, with you I fall so fast
I can hardly catch my breath
I hope it lasts"

In 2004 you fell in love. Let's hope it lasts.

You are 93% Aries

You Are a Rottweiler Puppy

Powerful, smart, and protective.
You're eager to growl at anyone you hate - but you're a big sweetheart inside.

You Are a Warrior Soul

You're a strong person and sometimes seen as intimidating.
You don't give up. You're committed and brave.
Truly adventuresome, you are not afraid of going to battle.
Extremely protective of loved ones, you root for the underdog.

You are picky about details and rigorous in your methods.
You also value honesty and fairness a great deal.
You can be outspoken, intimidating, headstrong, and demanding.
You're a hardliner who demands the best from themselves and others.

Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul

Your Element Is Fire

Your passion and emotion are as obvious as the brightest flame.
You make sparks fly, and your passion always has the potential to burst out.

You are exciting and creative - and completely unpredictable.
You sometimes exercise control, and sometimes you let yourself go.

Friends describe you as sensitive, spirited, and compulsive.
Bright and blazing with intensity, you seem mysterious and moody to many.

*I Had A Complete Tie With "What Number Am I...*

You Are the Reformer


You're a responsible person - with a clear sense of right and wrong.

High standards are important to you, and you do everything to meet them.

You are your own worst critic, feeling ashamed if you're not perfect.

You have the highest integrity, and people expect you to be fair.

You Are the Challenger


You're brave, impulsive, and gutsy - loving challenges.

You act first and think later. And you're not afraid to speak up.

You are confident, so much so that you can be a bit bossy at times.

Whether people like it or not, you always stand up for yourself.

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